What is the deal with Chapstick? I always seem to be buying tubes of the stuff (two packs, three packs, and single tubes) yet when I really need it the Chapstick has seemed to disappear. It is as if little Chapstick gremlins walk about my apartment as I sleep and pilfer every tube in my possession.
Meanwhile, the next day, I cannot concentrate because my lips are chapped and sore. Damn you Chapstick gremlins!