10. I’m busy.
9. Five seems like enough.
8. People have short attention spans.
7. I’m too lazy to write a real post, let alone ten whole ideas.
6. I’m sick of writing about my cats all the time…seriously it’s weird.
5. There is a lot of pressure to produce ten funny/mildly amusing/sort of okay one liners.
4. I’m ripping off David Letterman.
3. Seriously why do I have to do more than five?
2. I give up…